john.in.chicago's 🥰 AWESOME starter pack!

@chaoticbookgoblin.bsky.social I'm your first follower, yay! Welcome to Bluesky! If you want about 150 great old Thriends of mine and a few others, open my Starter Pack and follow all. 👋🏻 go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Lots of new folks here, time to share my AWESOME Starter Pack, filled with great Thriends from the other place and more. Also a Birds tab. See your doctor before opening Starter Pack; side effects may include explosive diarrhea, vampirism, alopecia and bird flu. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

I know what I haven't done in awhile, put my Starter Pack out here! My old Thriends and some new ones from here, AWESOME people. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Starter Pack but caution; may cause narcolepsy, night terrors or vampirism. Consult your physician before using. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Here's a bunch of your Thriends, in my Starter Pack. Jeno's here everybody!!! Give her a follow if you're smart. If you're a guy who loves to mansplain and talk down to women, follow at your own peril! 🤭😊 go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

It could get you some good followers. You should check it out too. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Lots more Thriends coming here since Zuck officially bent over to trump. If you want a whole bunch of my Thriends to follow, open my Starter Pack! Starter Pack has caused hypertension, cannibalism and volcanic diarrhea in laboratory rats, consult your physician before opening. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

For people new to me, if you want to follow about 150 of my best old Thriends, here are some AWESOME people to follow. Starter Pack may have some side effects like narcolepsy, IBS, or heightened sexual functions, ask your doctor if Starter Pack is right for you. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

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Seems like as good a time as any to let people know about my AWESOME Starter Pack filled with a bunch of awesome people. Most are my old (not in age) Thriends. Just follow all. The most common side effect of Starter Pack is volcanic diarrhea. Consult your doctor before taking. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Sunday afternoon seems like a good time to mention my Starter Pack. Find about 150 great Thriends of mine, follow all for some awesome people. Some side effects may include IBS, necromanticism, and athlete's foot. Ask your doctor if Starter Pack is right for you. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Kristin! Welcome!!! One of the nicest people, you ALL should follow Kristin! Kristin, you can open my starter pack and follow all, you'll recognize 90% of them as old Thriends. YAY! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

One of my favorite Thriends is here, Mr Bombastic himself! Welcome to Bluesky, Jon! Open my starter pack and follow all, you'll see a lot of familiar faces there. Everybody, follow Jon, especially if you're a Bob Marley fan! @mr-bombastic-316.bsky.social go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Hi Danielle! Another one of my Thriends is here! You can open my starter pack & follow all. You'll find a LOT of the people you followed over there on it. And you're added to hopefully get some good people to follow you. Hey everybody, follow Danielle! @dleslie75.bsky.social go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

New to Bluesky or to me? Open my AWESOME Starter Pack and follow a bunch of my AWESOME Thriends and more! Starter Pack may include side effects such as sneezing, masochism, necromanticism, vampirism and diarrhea. Ask your doctor if Starter Pack is right for you. 💙🦋 go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

New to Bluesky & looking for about 150 AWESOME people from Threads? Follow All in my starter pack! Some side effects may come with starter pack; hair loss, tiredness, anal leakage, loss of breath, dry mouth & cancer have been found in laboratory rats, see doctor before opening go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

New folks, want about 150 great Thriends to follow? Open my AWESOME starter pack and follow all. Starter pack should not be used as a weight suppressant, especially at Thanksgiving. Some side effects expected, consult your doctor before opening Starter Pack. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

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Lots of new folks constantly here, howdy! 👋🏻 If you want some AWESOME people to follow, open my awesome starter pack & follow all, lots of great Thriends of mine. Common side effects with starter pack include loss of hair and frequent urination. See your doctor before opening. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Lots more new folks here this weekend, welcome! If you want about 150 awesome people to follow, open my starter pack & follow all. Common side effects from starter pack are shortness of breath and tiredness. Explosive diarrhea is also possible, see your doctor before opening. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

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Seems like a good time to mention that some of the BEST people from Threads can be found in my starter pack. Just click on it and click Follow All. Starter Pack may have side effects, as always consult your physician before opening Starter Pack. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Hey everybody, @nastynatasha--1.bsky.social is here! Hello Natasha! Still causing big trouble for moose and squirrel, no doubt. Give her a follow please. Natasha, open my starter pack and follow all. In one click you'll follow a bunch of old Thriends! Not that they're old! 🤣 go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Lots of new folks coming here lately. If you're coming from Threads and want to follow some AWESOME people from there, open my Starter Pack and click Follow All. Starter Pack has been found to cause cancer in laboratory rats, consult your physician before opening Starter Pack. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Seems like as good a time as any to let all the new folks know that my starter pack is LOADED with awesome people to follow, mostly my old Thriends. Click follow all. Some ask why I promote it so much. Bluesky pays me $10 for each follow. Now about that bridge I have for sale... go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

I woke up to about a thousand new followers today! Ok, actually 80 but that's a LOT! If you're looking for GREAT people you should open my starter pack & follow all. A lot of my old Thriends & more. Stop using starter pack if you're allergic to it, some side effects expected. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Seems like a good time to remind the new folks that a whole lot of great Thriends can be found in my AWESOME starter pack. Just open and click follow all. Remember, the best way to stay OFF the list is to ask to be added. Some side effects, consult you doctor before opening! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Hey everybody! Nikki's here! (I hope your name wasn't a secret 🤭) Another great Threader! 👋🏻 Nikki, you can open my starter pack and follow all with 1 click. You'll recognize a LOT of these Thriends. Get ready for fun, @smartwoman.bsky.social is here! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

So you just came over from Threads and you're wondering how to reconnect with your old Thriends. Odds are if they were AWESOME they're in my AWESOME starter pack! Just hit follow all and get THE BEST of Thriends. Disclaimer: may cause anal leakage, see your doctor before using. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

For both of you, open my starter pack and follow all. A whole bunch of Thriends you'll recognize. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

One more time since there are so many Threads refugees pouring over the border. My AWESOME starter pack is full of a bunch of my Thriends and more! Get yours while they last. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

A LOT of our Thriends are here👇🏻 So glad you're here! go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ

Hola indeed! Open this and follow all and you'll see some people you recognize. go.bsky.app/UAkmmdQ